Here's a host of reasons

Why Ewing Sucks:

Ewing Sucks On Video
He has come to be known as the NBA's most uncoordinated center. Feathery knees and unmatched choking intensity combined with earth-rocking slams off the backboard and ferocious blocking of his shots - they are all part of what makes Patrick Ewing one of the league's most overrated players. But there is much more to this complex individual than meets the eye. Now, get an intimate look at the Patrick Ewing few fans ever see. Watch him as a schoolboy dud in Boston. Relive his questionable college career at Georgetown. Take a courtside seat for his epic battles as the centerpiece of the NBA's ultimate goat-squad, the New York Knicks. Rare footage and candid interviews vividly capture Ewing's most embarassing and revealing moments-like every time he's been open under the basket in a tight game and missed an easy layup. This is your chance to see the spectacular highlights and the warm, often funny demeanor (HUH?) that make Patrick Ewing one of the NBA's most turnover-prone, stubborn, self-interested, over-hyped chumps.

What's He Doing Here?
Can you figure out what old Foothands is up to? Whatever it is, he's in a bad position, as usual, about to make a stupid play or commit a turnover, as usual. No offense to the fine people of Jamaica, but Patrick doesn't belong on the list with Bob Marley among your favorite sons.

Taking a Bad Shot...
If Ewing should go to the NBA Hall of Fame for anything, it should be for taking bad shots. Just look at this exemplification of foothands ugliness. Perhaps the worst part about it is the fact that he's being guarded by Luc Longley. Anyone Luc Longley can force into this shot doesn't deserve to be enshrined in the can at a Jersey Turnpike rest stop, much less the Hall.